So I am home for the holidays and I dont have too much else to do, so I decided to do a live blog for the most important game of the year…. Browns Vs. Bengals!

1:04p - Dawson kicks, we are underway! 13 yard return.

1:05p - RYAN JOSEPH FITZPATRICK TAKES THE FIELD!!!!!!

1:06p - Fitz draws the Clowns offsides and downs the ball. He learned that from Carson

At this point I would like to note that the Browns coaching staff are wearing the ugliest coats ever. Seriously, these coats were in style in 1998. And even then, the only people who wore them were people who lived in the ghetto. If you don’t know what I am talking about, they are those huge stuffed satin winter coats.

1:10p - Browns take over after a BOOMING Larson punt.

1:11p - Josh Cribbs with a QB sneak for 1st down. I remember when this dipshit used to get dominated by the Buckeyes when he was at Kent State. Pretty sad that the Bengals cant stop him…

1:13p - PICK SIX MOTHER FUCKER!!! LEON HALL!!!!!!! At least one player from Michigan performs on the field and keeps his stupid mouth shut.

1:14p - PAT good - 7-0 Bengals

1:25p - Eric Wright takes the ball away on a long Cedric Benson run - FUCK

1:30p - Jamal “SugarNose” Lewis tries to hurdle someone like Beanie. FAIL.

1:36p - Eric Steinbach false starts as the browns are going for it on 4th and 1 - LOL

1:37p - Some measly browns players try to start a fight with TJ on the punt return. Seriously Browns, none of you can hold TJ’s jock strap.

1:40p - end of the first quarter - 7-0 BENGALS!

1:50p - TOUCHDOWN BENGALS! Fitz to Thug Life Chris Henry! PAT GOOD! - 14-0 Bengals!!

I’m going to take a nap, I might come back and finish this later. Maybe not. Cya!!

Columbus Alive magazine recently held a tournament to find the greatest American rock band. Readers could go online and vote on the match ups. I have no idea how the bands were selected or seeded, but I did find some clear discrepancies. I decided to scan the results and critique them with my own comments. Click the images below to see the full size.


’60s vs ’90s Bracket
























’70s vs. ’80s Bracket
























Final Four and Championship.

Dead Confederate - Wrecking Ball
Awesome album, front to back.
Can’t stop listening.
May very well end up my album of the year.

Take a listen: http://www.myspace.com/deadconfederate

This was a pretty good movie.
*rewind
This was a pretty good movie.
*rewind
This was a pretty good movie.
*rewind
This was a pretty good movie.
*rewind
This was a pretty good movie.
*rewind
This was a pretty good movie.
*rewind
This was a pretty good movie.
*rewind
This was a pretty good movie with an unrealistic and somewhat cheesy ending.
The End.

White ones, that is.

Given the Reds’ annual tank into missing the playoffs, I have chosen the Chicago White Sox as my favorite playoff team this year. Really, this choice was made for no other reason than the fact that I want Ken Griffey Jr. to get a ring. Yes I was sad to see him go, but I would be very happy for him if he won a World Series in Chicago.

So, GO WHITE SOX!!

P.S. I got bored during the power outage that forced me to miss a week of work. I had power at home, so I scanned all my ticket stubs and started a pointless, but fun blog. You can see it at http://craigstickets.wordpress.com